I swear to goodness if you find yourself hating on this teeny-tiny-fluff of all-that-is good-adorable-and-right-in-this-sometimes-stinky-world simply because she’s a mouse than you have a stone where your heart ought to be.

Furthermore, I’m not entirely sure we can be friends.

But, if, on the other hand, you find that watching this itty-bitty fluffmeister eating a tiny little daisy melts your heart than we can be BFFs

Or are you just KID-ing me?

HA… get it?

I just kill me.

Random.

That’s the only word for the things I have taking up space in my iPod camera roll.

(For your Normals out there you can replace “my iPod camera roll” with “my phone,” and that last sentence will actually make sense.)

But you know what they say, one man’s random is another man’s treasure.

Yeah, OK, so they don’t actually say that, but I think we can all agree that they should.

And today’s your lucky day, because I’m going to SHARE some of MY random with YOU, my friend.

[Pause to let the cheering and applause die down.]

But today isn’t a day for random random sharing. Oh no siree, not today.

Today is special because we have a [Cue sound: Drumroll ] THEME!

I hereby declare this the “What’s on your camera roll?” Black & White Edition

So without further ado, I present to you what’s on MY camera roll.

Prepare to be blown away…

Well, apparently it’s music Wednesday hear at SkyBlue-Pink, but my staff failed to inform me.

(And by staff I mean the cat, of course.)

So what do you get when you mix one original song with 29 kick-ass singing impressions?

A slice of entertaining heaven, that’s what.

Singer Rob Cantor is joined by pianist Andrew Horowitz to deliver this gift to us.

Enjoy!…

Let’s face it. Your life is not complete until you have witnessed …

* Bohemian Rhapsody
* performed by a Finnish street band
* inside a rusty old Volkswagen Polo

This Finnish street band happens to be named Porkka Playboys so there’s, obviously, extra bonus points for that.

Plus they are also, reportedly, award winning.

Not really surprising since this little piece of art is pure gold genius.

P.S. – I think their little accents are adorable… just sayin’

Cólera, a powerful one-shot short film is a staff pick pick over on Vimeo for a very good reason… it’s terrific!

The heartbreaking tale, made by filmmakers Aritz Moreno and Leire Apellaniz (known collectively as Sr.&Sra.), stars acclaimed Spanish actor Luis Tosar and has already been selected in over 100 festivals worldwide.

In Cólera we join a group of villagers who are clearly on a Frankenstein’s monster style witch hunt. The carry pitchforks, guns, and, in the case of one beautiful young girl clad all in white, a stone.

Their target, a sick and crippled man who has already been driven to the farthest outskirts of the village, is confronted by the terrified and furious villagers.

They want him gone, and they are prepared to do whatever it takes to make that happen.

The path they choose, however, will have devastating consequences.

…and he ESPECIALLY loves when Dad plays the guitar and sings to him.

Heart-meltingly cute.

I want to hug and squeeze Doogie till the cows come home…

Let me set the stage.

We have one so-cute-you could-just-squeeze-him* baby goat.

We have an out-to-make-some-trouble rogue fly.

The two come together and BAM…an adorable baby-goat-style sneezing fit follows.

*Did you know there’s an actual term for things being so darn cute that they cause you to feel a bit violent? It’s called “cute aggression,” and scientists have actually studied it. No, for real.. click.

…and we are entertained.

(And hey, HEY now… no comments from the peanut gallery about how easily entertained we are.)

This isn’t a new video, but it’s new to me.

And it’s AMAZING.

There’s nothing like time-lapse to change your perspective on something.

And if your a The Wire fan, which is cool, this will surely give YOU a different perspective too.

Behold beautiful Baltimore…