Somebody said these were true facts about seahorses…


But I’m not buying it.

No, this is a flock of fishy factoids.

A bonanza…nay a BEVY…of beastly untruths heaped upon the harmless horse of the sea.

Okay, upon further research I might be wrong.

Perhaps some of them are true facts.

Ok…ok…they are ALL true facts. (And damn funny ones too.)

But, for the record, I am NOT a cynical bastard.

No really. That IS a true fact. Ok, you’re right. I’m lying.