It’s a fact.
Even a sorta-kinda scientifically-based spider-like dude is…well…ewwwww.
As this video oh-so-not subtly points out, the guy would be shooting webs from betwixt his butt cheeks.
Not something I care to see. (Okay, I probably WOULD like to see it once. But that’s beside the point. I’m a freak.)
But not exactly what you picture when you think superhero. Am I right?
And if that’s not enough to turn you off, what about those creepy staring eyeballs dotted about his head? Talk about feeling violated.
Oh, and what happens to his manpart when he mates…shudder.
This seems to be as good a time as any to warn you that not only going to be disturbed you are going to hear a blue word..several times..if you press play.
So click to watch. Or don’t.
