Uh…what just happened?…


There I was merrily surfing the ‘net minding my own business when…WHAM! Suddenly I was sideswiped by what can only be described as a barrel full of Furry Cotton-Candy Masonic Madness.

This is a video…supposedly about fake eyelashes (yeeahhh riiight)…by Japanese pop culture phenom Kyary Pamyu Pamyu who…rumor has it…subsists entirely on only doubly-caffeinated soda pop, candy corn, and vodka.

Ok, so, I’ll admit it. I just totally made that rumor up myself right here on the spot.

But come on can you blame me? Really it can’t be too far from the truth. Once you watch this video you’re going to feel rather silly for having ever doubted me.

Oh, but whatever you do DON”T stare too long into the eyes of the dancing furry crotch lions. Trust me on this one. I made that mistake and..well…let’s just say it wasn’t pretty and I’m not proud of my behavior and leave it at that.