True story…I once got an award for underwater canoeing…


…It was my shining moment at sleep-away GATE camp one year.

My mother is still proud.

That “accomplishment” looked nothing like this awesome freestyle canoeing. (It’s like dancing…but in a freakin’ canoe!)

I must admit I had no idea such a thing existed. But knowing that it does makes me smile. Isn’t the world a wonderful place sometimes?

Behold Marc Ornstein…a man who understands that bow ties are indeed cool (I get 100 points for a Dr. Who reference) performing to “Lady In Red”

I can canoe…can you?

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