Oh the horror…the tragedy…Rudolph no…NO


Watch the carnage and weep for poor Rudolph.

It’s bad enough that the other reindeer as a**holes who treat him like crap and refuse to play any reindeer games with him until they see Santa likes him and then they just PRETEND to be his friend to impress the Big Guy (can you tell I have issues with that little tale?) then he entrusts his safety to some morons in red shirts who proceed to impale him on a traffic light.