Holy bologna this is insane….


I never knew that “woods skiing” was even a thing.

But it is. A CRAZY thing… but nevertheless a thing.

Apparently it’s a typical day for Candide Thovex and his buddy Aziz Benkrich.

PS – And yes, I did just stroll in and drop this sucker on you after a couple months of complete silence–BAM!–’cause, you know, that’s just the way I roll.

Oh, and as to those rumors that I was kidnapped by aliens… so NOT true. Aliens never kidnap fat people–we just weigh their ships down.