I admit this is very (very) silly and makes zero sense. But gosh darn if it is not hilarious for some reason. There is some NSFW language in it so don’t click if you are in doubt.
Take a random Star Trek Next Generation clip and substitute the dialogue with random words that kinds sorta fit the lip movements of the original and you have…ta da…hilarious nonsense!
Enjoy!
Big thanks to Consider Your Ass Kicked for having such a great mind!
When Picard rises up to the sound of Rush’s “Tom Sawyer” and declares “Apple juice! For half price?” it just goes over into Warp 13 at least. His whole exchange with that onscreen monster guy* is hilarious. His enunciation of “…Cheddar Cheese…” is positively Shakespearian.
*some asshole pretending not to know what a Ferengi is, nobody buys it