But I’m not buying it.
No, this is a flock of fishy factoids.
A bonanza…nay a BEVY…of beastly untruths heaped upon the harmless horse of the sea.
Okay, upon further research I might be wrong.
Perhaps some of them are true facts.
Ok…ok…they are ALL true facts. (And damn funny ones too.)
But, for the record, I am NOT a cynical bastard.
No really. That IS a true fact. Ok, you’re right. I’m lying.