Understand that this is for educational purposes only and since I’ve already been exposed to the horror I feel an obligation to prepare you for it. I just pray that I’m not to late.
The fact is channel surfing has suddenly become a dangerous sport.
Before pressing play just know that what you are about to witness is a yodeling cat with a horrifyingly-human mouth and freaky dead disconnected eyes. (And that Santa hat perched behind his head only adds to the feeling of dread.)
Oh, and if you want to avoid your children having a lifetime of nightmares and permanent psychological scars you will heed my warnings to remove them from the room now.
The horror….the horror…sob….