I think I’m in love with American Unicorn…


It’s true. I can’t deny the love any longer.

What? You don’t KNOW American Unicorn???

Well American Unicorn can’t just be described. No, you must simply give yourself over to the experience.

Let the tinfoil horn and American flag cape whisk you away to a world of wonder and enchantment.

But I should warn you first. Not everyone can handle the Unicorn.

Not everybody is down with the whole rainbowy, sparkly, profane Unicorness of it all.

Oh, and there are some blue words in there too. So delicate ears please don’t click.

Hat tip to Dallas_Breed